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I sit infront of this screen,
Thinking of things to do and I dream-
Of things that come true in my head,
Hoping you could see them by fate.



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Tuesday, October 30, 2007
My "Ah lian" pose.Not bad right?


Zoe Kan is now,mentally charge and is sent to the Hospital for bubble-brain-tomato-heads people,same for her friends too.It all started on the 30th of October 2007,after school.Drama practice/getting high/crapping/being high/bring super high/being superpeople. We were walking around school and I owe about 6 people one ringgit as I was broke. haha.

We were walking around school minding our own business, went to about 3 telephone booths.YAY!and one worked.The first one failed because the number "6" was spoiled or maybe vandalized by some holy person because of,"666" aha! the mark of the beast.

The other telephone booth was a drop-dead nincompoop which should be crash and burn as it was minding its own business and didn't let Alicia to call her driver Mr.A- erm I call him Alicia's Driver.I was like, "Hello Alicia's driver!". (in the Rajiv and Terence kinda language (: ) Translated- "Heloshzh Alicszha's drschiverh!" HAHAHA. Okay her driver came and Alicia was like "We duduk in the car for awhile got air-con." (in the Rajiv and Terence language.) Translated-"Wezsh dudukszh in thersh carcvvhzh for ahilesch gorthsh airsszh-conzhsh." HAHA.And so we marched to the library and I started singing. "The ants go marching one by one HURRRAHH! HURAHHH! the ants go marching one by one HURAHHH!HURAAAHH! the little one-(and i started mumbling because I didn't remember the lyrics.) as usual no one really did hear me.I'll sing louder next time.

Haha I went in the classroom and we started crapping as usual. And Alicia's stereo went to drink Vodka so it couldn't work.Then Princsy(eh Disgusting no.1 how to spell your name ah?) went,"COME! GIVE ME THE CD! I DARE! TO USE THE COMPUTER."Then i started laughing because she sounded like she was some super hero.Hahaha.

And then Ouh yeah! we started being high and higher and higher then Alicia wore her P.E clothes the other way round so all of us did it.HAHA.

We had fun today.
Too bad some of them didn't stay back.
You guys sark like shark.
Blah you all.
BLLA!
BLLLAAA!


I NEED A FACE LIFT!MY FACE IS SAGGY LIKE MY FRIEND'S PUG!


I HAVE SUPERPOWERS.

I HAVE SUPERPOWERS.

I HAVE SUPERPOWERS.

I HAVE SUPERPOWERS.

I HAVE SUPERPOWERS.

I HAVE SUPERPOWERS.

I HAVE SUPERPOWERS.

and I knowh you knowh it.
I make you smell like yourself.Cool eh?I am special and no one have my superpowers.

Monday, October 29, 2007
I'm sitting alone,Right in front of the flipping computer thinking of a subject to write about and "BLANK" there's nothing coming out.And my English is getting from bad to worst.Wait-I know!I wanna waste my time by sitting by the beach in an euphoric state and don't care about the world.No that'll be stupid.What if this super guper duper hugantic tsunami comes?As big as my dad's tummy.I would rather go to fat camp and jog to loose wait-No that'll be stupid.I don't wanna suffer.
Wait-
I know!
I don't know.
There's something weird about me.And it is-I cannot ever figure my stupid-self up.I am a nincompoop who has nothing better to do than to sit down and think of things to do.Well,I'd be dead by then and the Sun would be worn off and by that time ants would be extincted.And I'll be still sitting on my computer.

I'm gonna be famous one day because I'm gonna get married to someone famous.But that someone must be famous-er than me because I don't wanna be wasted like Britney Spears and have a stupid wasted soul mate like K-Fed.He's wasted.Just like her.Soon,her kids will be too.

And another thing.I'm getting sick of those cheesie sappy love stories which makes butterflies pee in your stomach.If you read something better than that,you'll feel little ants shitting in your stomach which is a better feeling than butterflies peeing because I don't think butterflies pee.Nor do ants shit.But,it's just a fact.Well my fact.

Stupid love movies for teenagers are so flipping cliche. Right?

Well,that was a random question.By the way.My grandmother is hotter than Pamela Anderson because that is what I think so.And I have the rights to think of that because it's my grandma and not yours.

I'm weird I like saying this to my friend's parents sometimes, "Hello (friend's name) father!" haha.Well,Aunty or Uncle makes them sound annoying and..old.HAHA.

Here's another thing, I don't like drinking coke.I really don't.I like drinking fruit juice because they are healthy.And I also love telling me that I've just farted or, I'm gonna fart (: then,they'll slowly back off and come back and smell my aroma and walk back.Gross,but nice.

My brother said I fart like a man.Haha.My brother,Zeke Kan is gay.He likes guys.And no,I'm not jealous of who he likes.

Byebyebyebyebyebye.I got to go milk my cow with 1 nipple.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Life after UPSR is obviously rocking and head-banging.But I sort of miss the times BEFORE UPSR.Where we study.As in hardcore studying and may accidently kill your brain cells.But it's fun.Going to book shops and buy workbooks which you never finish.Well, that's the fun of it.And,I do miss extra classes.Where we get to be in the air-conditioned room and somehow "accidently" sleep. Ha ha.How fun.And where in class,only half of us will concernstrate and I'm neither there nor here.I'll be doodling my notebook during b.m and listening to what the teacher's saying and try to store them in my overloaded brain which is still gonna burst with blood splating everywhere that may look like ribena. (:

And how we would have stacks,and stacks of books piling up and you have to complete them.And sleep at 1.00 am.Those were fun times.Really fun.I once remembered Jasmine didn't finish her science homework and others to.So they had some punishment and Jasmine was the only one laughing during the punishment and I don't know why.Haha.

I remembered the times where we would try not to skip school and only have good reasons why to.There were arguing-s going on and fighting,backstabbing like what happens in a student's everyday life!And it all settles down before UPSR.

I remembered me as a class monitor, I had to shut the class up.But it was no use.So I was kinda paranoid and I kinda lost some of my friends. haha. But I guessed I kinda changed abit and shout more often as a class monitor and don't do my duty to shut the class up!HAHA.But that's the fun of it.And I knowh that I'm not making any sense but it's okay.HAHA.

I remembered after UPSR we had one day off and boy the standard 6-ers and teachers were happy.And we all sang after UPSR.Oooh the joy.But sooner or later,you'll miss those times where you occupied 3 quarter of your time studying hoping to get those evil 5 A's by using your superpowers.HAHA.

Well,now that it's all over,we still have next year and we hope that we get to reunite again although some of us are going separate ways. (:


I'm gonna miss primary 6.And Convent rendah.

&& for those who HATES Malarchelvi.What did she done wrong to all of you?She's just lack of attention and she needs friends.Just think of it if you were here.Pity her and be her friend.This is her last year on Convent.Be apathetic you people.


Monday, October 15, 2007
Hello world,It has been a long time since I blogged,UPSR is over.Shouldn't I be blogging?

Ohkay here goes.

Me,Jasmine,Joy,Charmain,Mae,Caroline,Joyce,Princsy,Mindy,*and another person which cannot be mantioned*.Performed for the Christmas concert and The Breaking Up Ceremony(does breaking up sound okay?) for Puan Mary .Haha.We only had 1 day to practise together and that was on Friday!So yeah,we were like quite in a rush.Well,better than not practicing.Ha ha.

I don't know why.But my nerves weren't pulling my skin,I wasn't scared,And I didn't feel like my body was going into my mouth!With all of my friends next to me.I wasn't scared. (:

we performed at it went okay.HAHA.

Then Yashila told me this Form 2 girl said that the violin sounded fake and out of tune and that we sounded like we were screaming,I dont know whether Yashila was telling the truth,I actually dont believe her.Why would the Form 2 girl wanna tell her?

Ah,none of my business,all I know is that we tried our best.

&& I love Jasmine;thanks for helping me uploading my pictures because friendster hates me!


HAHA.

Well,I'm going out with my fake family tomorrow,and they're all 1 year older than me.HAHA.
I'll blog about tomorrow.
byebye.








xoxo.Superman's underware color is MY color.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007
To anonymous,the blog tagger from hell;

Who are you?You have no right to come to my blog and start crapping.Let me be frank with you,only loosers like you comes to people's blog and start talking bad.You said we are LAME FREAKS.What about you?You starded this thing and you are the one in the wrong.Even my friend's are talking about it.And we're gonna track you down one day.You evil heartless monster.Tell me,did we ever do anything wrong?What did I do that you have to talk bad here?
Well, anonymous,you've drop something..
Your face.

Friday, October 05, 2007
hahahahahaha see this

.i am free. [i lurve colour bubble] . i dont wanna lose u as a friend (*) just follow ur (L)(R) says:
zoe.. ur gettin popular and more popular.. haha... i can see lots of ppl puttin ur name as thier personal message




Because.
CHRISTY AND BALL PERONAL MSG WITH MY NAME!
UNDERSTAND ME?



TOMORROW BALLET!
I'M A LATE LEARNER
HAHAHAHA.

Tuesday, October 02, 2007
Only Jerome looks funny here.
YESTERDAY WAS.WHOAH.
Was hard to explain [: I HAD FUN.
We were baking and practically laughing our ass off. ((:



ONE HAPPY FAMILY! [:





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"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."

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