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I am 16 this year, I enjoy doing artsy stuff, I enjoy taking pictures too! I love my family and friends and my dog Elvis a lot.

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I sit infront of this screen,
Thinking of things to do and I dream-
Of things that come true in my head,
Hoping you could see them by fate.



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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Hey you know what?
Mum told me i'm going to new york for a modelling agancy thing.
oh and acting too.
yeah you know.
then im gonna fly to LA to get a tan, to tone my skin.
cz i get vitamines.
then ill take my private jet to italy/france to buy my gucci cuckoo baba lala dolce and gabananabanana stuffs.

yeah..

APRIL FOOLS! every single thing i wrote is not true.
except for "I AM GOING TO THE AIRPORT"
because I didn't say that!
No.. I'm not bored.
because.. I like to bake.
Goodbye.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Goodday everyone!
I am sick and annoyed with myself because my posts are so short it is not worth wasting your time to visit my blog. It only takes 23 seconds to read one post! ok 23 - or 23 + up to you and your brain.

Okay so I was woken up at 8 and then went to sleep till 9.30 and was late for my chiropractor appointment. Yadayada, went to school. Went to canteen. Teased someone! mehehehehehe he hehe he he he hehe he he. Went to class.

Oh yeah and I "lost" my school specs for a week. (Yes I have 2 specs and one of them is for at home/out whatever and the other is for school, because school is where I am bound to loose things) I have so far lost 2 specs at school in 3 years. And I have a total of 6 specs! plus the ones that I have missing. I told my parents that I didn't leave my specs at school because i knew that I would geddit and I was too tired to let them scold me. ha ha haha. (I have left my specs at school 5 times this year :D) thank god it was still under my desk. Okay so, on sunday I was searching high and low for my specs but it wasn't at home, but i insisted that it was at home, but it wasnt. So On monday morning, I went to school and tuition partially blind.

Then today, I went to class "Justina where's my specs ah" (while feeling under my desk)
Justina : THERE!
Me : AHH! BABI!
Teacher : EH!

hahahahahaha. IT WAS UNDER MY DESK THE WHOLE TIME, THE WHOLE WEEK BEFORE THE HOLIDAYS, ON THE MONDAY I WAS SQUINTING MY EYEBALL AND WASTED TIME SEARCHING ALL OVER MY HOUSE.
yes it was there the whole time.
Wonder why I didn't felt my specs.
ooo.. creepy.

School was fun as usual.


I have no idea why people spend so much on something branded.
that looks ugly.
and they buy it because it's the brand trademark.
and the trademark is ugly.
and it is still ugly.

Okie. bye.

Monday, September 28, 2009

walaueehmakankakiayame\dengangsauzozaseschickenbacksidecowbacksideyrbuttsadffytffdfsggyhy
buttttttt. BRRRRR!

Have you ever beeeeeeen sooooooooooooo angry you feel like like like like
U DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL










I take my shoe slap yr head.
u fall down.
then then.
mmushrroooms grow on you.
hahaha then i go pluck them and fry.
FRY I TELL YOU!


byebye.

Friday, September 25, 2009
Hello! I'm designing nadia's box.
AND I LOVE MYSELF FOR IT.
and i took pictures cz it's so sexy. GOOD BYE!

Sunday, September 20, 2009

<3 ahhhh. :D :D :D


(heroshima [or however you spell it] the second)
It looks worst-er than this i tell you. From that angle, it looks way cleaner.
And when I look at the mess next to me after looking at that picture,
hati aku berekspelod macam kentut awak yang ada bawang.
The rubbish looks like one big pile of shit from a emu or ostrich which can fly.
hahahaha.
Never say never.
Nothing is impossible.
THIS IS "NOTHING" THEN pfft.
Alamak.

This is how i feel right now.
Ahhh. BIG MESS BIG MESS.


and..
A VERY HAPPPPY SELAMAT (SAVE) HARI RAYA!! :D
*WEEEE BOOOM PAK PAK PAK!!* < FIRE WORKS FOR YOU, (the words will help you imagine better. not rrly words- but, yeah)

:D

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Hello. I should invent a soup dispenser- with that, I can well, get soup whenever I want to! I love soups.. I'm getting hungry. Uh oh.

Just got back from singapore. EVERYONE THERE LOOKS FREAKISHLY ALIKE! agreeee? Hahahaha.
And they neeed to smile more often.

I hate final destination. Wasted FIFTEEN SATU LIMA LIMA BELAS SE SE OO RINGGIT! I was practically hugging joyce and squeezing her and closing my eyes watching.
And she kept on tellling me to shut up :D

Ralph Lauren is having sails till monday @ sg! :D I bought a jacket and it was the last one there.
Fitted well, but the sleeves are long.
I think horse riders and polo dudes ppl have rrly long hands.
I'm hungry.
mehehehehehee.


ooo, happy hari raya! yay makan.
No open house this year.
WHAT. HAS. BECOME. T.T

im your paperplane pilot!
Friday, September 18, 2009

Photo credits : Mae!
I had a good day today.
I get dee sterr reck ted too much.
I think you just wasted 1 minute (or less) of your life reading this.
This post is too short. I have to go make momma proud by studying!
Goodbye :)

Thursday, September 17, 2009
Since I hardly use this comp.
Imma upload old pics i found! :D random pics.


My hair grew alot! I miss my old hair ):






Hahahahahaa.





If u say yr arms are fat. look at THIS.

My sister's collage before putting it in the frame :DI got bored on a saturday.

Saturday, September 12, 2009
Here's what I did today :)

I have no Idea what it is. Supposed to be a badge i think.

The front..
Buttons and beads :D not so clear though.
My eyes were set on macro the whole time.
I stuffed stuffing in it so it'll look puffier.

The back.
:D I like the back more actually! teehee.

And I created a massive dump.
And don't feel like clearing them up.

I saw dying hamsters and rabbits.
Shop owner ought to be sued.
):

Labels:


Let's blow bubbles and pop them together!
Friday, September 11, 2009





Sorry! Boredom taking over.
Sortof reminds you of this picture right?
Hold on..

and..
This one! And my lame hairdryer one. I normally do these kinda things when I'm dead bored.
So yeah, I'm really DEAD BORED.
I love listening to music, do you?
The different genres etc etc makes you have different vibes.
If you get what I mean :)

The sparkle in your eyes blind the stars.
The sweetness of your voice is bound to make me wobble like jelly.
The shape of your nose is like the crescent moon with its rigid shape. The shine on your face too.
Your short hair is like the smooth silky calm ocean wave.
AND, back to your eyes, they are more than stars but a million light bulbs of million volts waiting to explode and burst.
The feeling I get inside me when I see you is like a dissolved mentos in a diet coke.
Like a picture of a girl taken in a photograph, wanting to climb out. Wanting to get out of the ordinary picture.
This may sound like a number in an ABC book.
But I get carried away by you.
Like when the wind grabs me by it's soft arms,
and blow me away.
What I see inside you is like a puzzle yet to complete.
What I question is who is going to complete it for you?
May I?
zoe.

I'm getttingggg boreddd.
And I'mmm nottt sleepy.
I thinkkk I havvveee insssooomeeniiaaa.
Gooodnighttt.
Lovee youu alll.


Blogger.com anniversary?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLOGGER.COM! This website is the bomb!

School was fun.
Splirted water.
Got wet.
Saw a girl's school bag with a barbie doll with a tudung on her head.
It wasn't barbie, it was natasya!

Okiedokie, this post is really short.
Goodbye(:

There's this guy from my tuition who asks me which school I study at everytime im online.
(9th time.)

Thursday, September 10, 2009
During moral.

I was hitting mae's arm continuously.
Mae : If you see my arm red, you should know why right?
Zoe : Yes I know!
Mae : Why?
Zoe : Got rashes.
Mae : hahahaahahahahaaahahahaakkkkkkkk *mae gets choke*
nah joking, she had a hairball.




THE BEST THING TO DO IS TO BUAT BODOH. OKIEDOKIE GOODNIGHT I HATE LOOKIN AT ARMPIT HAIRS ESPECIALLY CURLY ONES. ): ): THEY BURN MY EYES.

9.9.9 If my heart was a compass, you'll be north. If my heart was a house, you'd be home.
Wednesday, September 09, 2009

I have five unreplied and unread text messages.
Don't feel like replying them now. And it's becoming a BAD habit till I forget to reply them.
Oh well :D life goes on.

What I love
I love my family.
I love my friends.
I love myself.
I love my dog.
I love the sun.
I love the moon.
I love the clouds.
I love the sun.
I love the blue sky.
I love the dark night sky.
I love shorelines.
I love the sand.
I love the beach.
I love twitched noses.
I love sparkly eyes.
I love big eyes.
I love small eyes.
I love happiness.
I love (would like) peace.
I love school.
I love noise.
I love music.
I love movies.
I love photos.
I love my camera.
I love my home.
I love my maid.
I love heart shapes.
I love funky things.
I love my shoes.
I love my tshirts.
I love my dresses.
I love funny things.
I love funny people.
I love weird people.
I love songs that make me happy.
I love songs that make me sad.
I love flowers.
I love trees.
I love raindrops, morning dews.
I love fireworks.
I love my phone.
I love my computer.
I love my itouch.
I love my piano.
I love my violin.
I love my notebook.
I love my guitar.
I love my pencils.
I love my pens.
I love my colour pencils.
I love glitters.
I love crayons.
I love church.
I love animals.
I love colourful toenails.
I love sparkly stuff.
I love lady bugs.
I love planting daisies.
I love picking flowers which I am not allowed to.
I love the people who brings joy into other people's life.
I love happy people.
I love the waitress.
I love the bartender.
I love the makciks in my canteen.
I love the cat in my canteen.
I love our school's flasher cz he runs around with a plastic bag on his head.
I love the lizard.
I love my teachers.
I lovelovelovelovleolvoelovle love.
I love life.
I love God.
:)



Today was fun! I went to school, went to the library. Laughed ALOT, went to the toilet. Tied my hair to two pigtails. Me and sanj laughed like mad. Went down, (they were havin the usual assembly) people saw, me, (I was walking down laughing like a loon! Sanjnaa too) heard people laughing at me and giving me the O.O look.
Heart justina laughing from 1000000 km away.
Made noise during assembly.
Was told to shut up.
Which happens everyday.

Oh, 7 prefects asked where was my nametag ytd.
I told them it fell on the roadside. Well, that was what I thought!
But it fell in the car. Fell off.
I havent bathe.

I HAVE 10 UNREAD MSGS IN MY INBOX NOW :O
goodbye!

OH AND WE WERE THE LAST DURING RECESS AGAIN! WEEE
This is the donnohowmanytimes already.

Monday, September 07, 2009

That's what you're gonna say when your balls fall off.
"Oh, bummer ): birdie can't drink water no more!"
Loser. loser. Balls on fire.

School was great! Laughed like mad with Diyanah the awesome.
"I saw the Vanessa Ann Hudgens nude pictures. The verryyy first "album" her bulu there, LIKE RUMPUT, WORST THAN RUMPUT, LIKE LALANG, I bet got kutu living in there, I bet KUTU don't even wanna live in there."Then I said,"Yeah, because they might get lost!" Okiedokie, I had fun fun fun at school today.Was the last person during recess. All the prefects had to rush me! As usual :D then I got to bully pritasha while she was rushing me. *lifts eyebrows* wiggle wiggle.

Okay back to the balls fall down part. Weee!

  • Point one : I didn't know how they got to you in the first place.
  • Point two : I still don't get it.
  • Point three : They ought to bounce off, seriously.
  • Point four : You have issues.
  • Point five? BOING BOING BOING. I SEE THEM ROLLING. NO MORE POINT FIVE!



have a good day people!
Sayonara! ciao.

Friday, September 04, 2009
4th post for the day today.
I'm bored, bored, on a friday night.
Yes, BORED. I'm the epitome of bored right now. My bro's back. I have no idea where he is. Yay! Gonna turn vegan for a week. I hate being bored. Why? Because bored leads to deprasi (malay word for depression . shaddap, I don't need to know the right word cz I don't need to :D ) Saya sedang mengalami massalalah diprasi kerana tiada kerja nak buat dan saya akan mati selepas menetaipkan cerita/ surat/ or whatever awak panggil ini. saya rasa macam hendak pergi ke lapangan kapal terbang kerana terdapat pelbagai orang yang saya boleh menungi or whatever ada banyak orang kacak dari negara lain. dan juga tandas di situ bersih. saya hendak ke padang yang lapang untuk menabit lalang yang panjang macam bulu ketiak kamu yang macam kebun pak mat dan juga macam rambut di titik hitam (mole) kucing awak yang lebih kecil daripada jerawat awak.

IM BORED.
IM BORED.
I've been really bored recently. I feel like drawing. But I don't. I feel like learning new songs on the guitar but at the same time I don't.
I think I'm boring myself.
Goodbye.

Wow the last post was my 700th post!

Ciao.

I finally know how ants smell like.
I have ants running about in my room.
mine you, ALOT OF ANTS.
I htink it's the lollipop that melted since form 1 which I didn't bother to throw.
I don't know.

PMS.
Boy : What's pms?
Me : Pre Menstrual Syndrome.
Boy : Which is?
Me : How you make me feel sometimes.

Seriously! He asks me "do you like pokemon/taylor swift" 243423531232131 times a day.
And he asks me without a question mark.
hahahahahahahaha. But it just annoys me.

I rmbr-ed smth in primary 2 or 3
On the phone with Haur Ying.
HY : what you gonna write for the school's magazine?
Me : I don't know, you?
HY : I'm gonna write about I love you.
Me : Huh? what?
HY : I'm gonna write about I love you
Me : *laughing* I rmbred myself laughing!!
HY : you?
Me : I'm gonna write about I love you too!

I rmbr i used to talk to Haur Ying, Debbie and Cynthia on the phone!
Everyday :D
When I was in pri 1-5.

I finally know how ants smell like.

You make me feel like it's raining outside.
hwellow. tudae wos er veree hoat dae. bat dan de weend beliu ant ai fwelt baterr.
laifs gout, laifs gout.

I'm imagining myself flying in the sky now with my super-ultra-multi-sticker-things-to-stick-on-costume.
It has velcro (to stick on hairy stuff, example : your butt)
It has blue tag (to stick anything :O but more to your butt hair.)
It has sticky tape (to stick your butt hair again. )
It's elastic.
It's stretchable.
It's pink and purple in colour.
*wiggles eyebrow*
IT'S TIGHTER THAN YOUR JONAS BROTHER'S SKINNY JEANS.
(skinny jeans gives guys stirilitritty [always had a problem spelling it] ).

My hair will be something like that..
Which means, I won't have hair.
Minus the armpit hair. THERE ^ , later get stuck to my costume.
Cz it's sticky inside out.
And yeah, I'll move faster without all my hair weight.

And my costume will be tighter than this!
But tighter though, minus the cape. my cape will be a net. to catch ppl who fall on me.
I'LL CATCH YOU WHEN YOU FALL.
Oh, I won't have those weird looking external ear or whatever on my suit.
duh, I have my own ears to listen -.-




I'm starting to get lost in my imagination.
I'm remind myself of that weird curly hair guy who gets lost in his imagination from american idol!
Who gave paula abdul a fan :)
Gooodbye people!
Cheers :)

OH YEAH! my superhero name! : Princess Petunia.

Fireworks go perekrperpereprrprekekrprek.like yr armpit fart.
Thursday, September 03, 2009
l-0-0-z-3-r
You're like like the booger I saw when you were digging your nose.Whoah. Yes, your booger was big, green and disgusting.I'm referring to something, not someone. Because that someone isn't human at all. More like a kukubirdnosemonkey's booger. Bigger & longer. Whoah.

Be my voice.


Life in a comic, whatever I say will be from your heart.
From my mouth, comes out heart-shaped bubbles from me to you,
you catch them with your hands,
"I love you".

You're holding it tight, trying not to let it slip away,
Trying not to make my heart fall off while thinking,
You dropped your pen, your palms started to get sweaty.
You forgot.
You wipe your palms.

It's faded away.

Goodbye !

Good day everyone!
I was in the toilet for 1 hour and 30 minutes don't ask why cz don't ask why cz if you do i won't tell you why and if you ask why not why im just gonna say refer to what i said in the beginning that's why but if you say "JUST TELL ME" im gonna shove my socks i wore to kill rats in your mouth. no don't ask for mint.

School was great! Fought with diyanah again, threw out our shoes. Had to hop to get them.
Arm wrestled with her and Madi, I FEEL SO INSECURE. HAHAHA, they beat me!
Oh, the power of fasting! Hahahaha. :)
Sooooooooooooooooo anyways, we had maths.
Then geo geo geo geo geo geo geo geo geo geo geo geo geo geo.
Then recessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. my dounute was HARD.
And I saw mae's sausage!
I shouted : KUKUBIRD!
Mae was eating porridge I shouted : S.. nvm!
HAHAHHAHAA. okie gross. Then there was smth about come/calm/com mae and yvonne said and I still don't get it.
And I hardly use LOL, cz it's funny.
Like, im not even lol-ing! Lots of love maybe lah.
Had Moral, lost my book, or maybe i dindt bother bringign it to school, but im pretty sure its missing. Gotta look for it! I like flinging shang le's hair.
Pei Yee called me stupid, HAHA WHY?
i was doing my work.
me : *started to sing* tui mian de meeii nee kan kwo laiii kan kwo-
*silence*
me : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
pei yee : *looks at me* *smiles* stupid!
HAHAHAHAHA.
I took mae's pencil box when she saw me taking it and I asked her
me : *:O* mae! where's yr pencil case?
mae : *:O* i don't know!
mae : *TAKES sanj's pencil case* Sanj where's yr pencil case?
sanj : ehehehheee. thereee.
HAHAHAHHA,
then i was doing my work
mae : *took my pencil case* *O:* zoe! where's yr pencil case?
me : you took it.
mae kept quiet.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. not funny.
During PJ, the toilet lady scolded us. I changed like barbie doll. super fast i tell u, FUH FUHF FUHFUFHUFHFHFHFHFH.
went down, talked, (sports equipment room was locked ): )
listened to jokes. tenenenene.
went to class, did art presentation. Had the problem pronouncing "illustrasi", i pronounced it as "illstrasi"

I like being LOUD.
I like KILLING ANTS WHO BITE ME BUT I SAFE GOOD ONES.
I like being SMELLY.
no i don't , goodbye!



Photo credits : Mae!

I like a boy, he doesn't like me, I don't know what to do.
Tell him that he likes you.

SMART EY? OKIEDOKIE BYE!

Gas problems :/
Wednesday, September 02, 2009

I have gas problems.
Really, I CANNOT STOP RELEASING GAS FROM MY ARSE, aka fart lah. duh.
:D I was watching SG idol, compared to AI? No need to compare, we all know who is better.
Okay duh again :D
I was late to schoooooooooooool. I reached at 12.25, i thought it started at 12.30? Tsk. But didn't go straight to line up. Saw friends at the canteen so I walked there instead! then talked.
Mae and Edlyn went up, and I shouted "WAIT FOR ME"
then I ran like some dunggu. Then mae : "ahh zoe, I miss you". Or smth like that. I skipped school for a day you see!
Walked to my class saw Justina waving, WAVEDDD BACKK! squeezed and dumped my bag infront of her and Li Min and started talking talking talking talking and talking.
Had to check our temperature, "tit" means I was okie.
Went to classsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
OMG I THINK MY BRAIN HAS LE-PRO-SEE OR i think that's how you're supposed to spell it.
Least of my vverrries.
Sejarah class - forgot.
Sivik - did the kokokokoko thing thing hing
then BM! did hw. and i forgot t t t t t ttt
I wrote smth about a statue in a zoo for remembrance of the tiger which was famous!
I changed ah meng to ah teng.

REHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
Was the last group.
Forgot what happened.
God bless me.

There isn't a day where me and Diyanah NEVER fight.
Just got a bruise on my leg.
:D I took off her shoes during english class.


OKAY I FORGOT. GOODBYE!
Sanj, I LOST ONE OF MY EARINGS! AND IT'S THE ONE ON MY LEFT EAR!
): Im gonna face my right side to everyone starting from today.
I don't intewnd to change another earrrinrirnigngging.

Mindy says:
zOEE!
Mindy says:
wait wait.
zassy[ ♥♥ ] says:
YOU DUNGU
Mindy says:
AH I MISS U
zassy[ ♥♥ ] says:
THAT'S WHAT MY BOYFINRED TOLD ME .
Mindy says:
I KNOW! XD
Mindy says:
UR WELCOME
zassy[ ♥♥ ] says:
PERSONSONSOSRASAN!!

































My boyfriend.






























































I don't have any.
Or do I ?



God bless my boyfriend.









I like the way my tummmy crumbles up and there'll be this tidal wave feeling and butterflies high on extacy or however u spell it when im excited!
LUVVV THEEE FEEEELIINGNGNGNG. byebeybeyebyebeybeyebeyeeybeyeyeeyeyye!

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"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."

Tattooed in me!